Welcome, scholar, to the hallowed halls of learning at Face Down Ass Up University. The only non-Mexican College where the Latin motto - 'vultus pressum puga pyga sursum' - simply describes the sexual position most frequently assumed by the students. Enrolling for the first time this year is the class of 2011: a fresh-faced group of 36 sorority girls who couldn't seem any less committed to their studies. The no-dress code, however, is very strictly enforced.

Plenty of the current crop of freshmen are familiar faces, including Dawn Avril, Tiffany Teen and Next Door Nikki. There are also plenty of brand new enrollments too, such as Kasia, the Eastern European exchange student that at all fictional institutions of higher learning seem required to have these days. You can browse the full complement of co-eds for yourself in the Yearbook section, which also comes with profiles of the individual girls packing handy information such as their bra size and chosen academic concentrations...

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